98+ Best Knee Jokes to Sweep Your Date Away
Life is a series of steps, some steady and some shaky, but we often forget the silent hinges that carry us through every heartbreak and every dance floor anthem. We spend so much time looking into each other’s eyes or reaching for hands to hold that we overlook the humble strength that keeps us moving toward the people we love. Sometimes, the weight of the world feels like it is too much to bear, and our joints ache with the burden of growing up and moving on. But in those moments of heaviness, a little laughter can be the exact brace we need to stand tall again. Let’s take a second to appreciate the parts of us that bend so we don’t break, and find the joy in the literal support system that keeps us walking this path together.
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Best Knee Jokes
Why was the knee such a great leader? It always knew how to pivot during a crisis.
What did the left knee say to the right knee? Between us, something is definitely a bit shaky.
I told my doctor my knee felt funny. He said that is probably because it is a knee-slapper.
Why don’t knees ever get lonely? Because they always hang out in joints.
What is a knee’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, but only if the joints are jumping.
Why did the man get fired from the knee factory? He kept taking too many shin-breaks.
How do knees stay so organized? They use a very strict patella-filing system.
Why was the athlete so attached to his knee? They had a very long-standing relationship.
What do you call a knee that likes to explore? A Roam-ing Patella.
Why are knees so humble? They are always down to earth.
What is the smartest part of the leg? The knee, because it is always in the know.
Why did the knee go to jail? For being the center of a joint operation.
What do you call a prehistoric knee? A Sarco-fagus.
Why did the knee apply for a job? It wanted to be the primary support for the family.
How do you make a gold knee? You start with a joint venture.
Why was the knee so good at gymnastics? It was incredibly flexible under pressure.
Cute Knee Jokes
You are the bee’s knees and the cat’s pajamas.
I love you from my head down to my patellas.
We go together like a knee and a nice warm brace.
You make my knees weak in the best possible way.
I am falling for you, and my knees are ready to catch the impact.
You are the missing piece to my joint stability.
I promise to always stand by you, even when our knees start to creak.
My knees start to shake whenever you walk into the room.
You are the only person who can make me go weak at the joints.
I would bend the knee for you any day of the week.
Our love is like a good pair of jeans—perfectly worn in at the knees.
You are the support system I never knew my legs needed.
Life with you is a walk in the park, no knee pads required.
You make me feel like I am walking on air, skipping the joints entirely.
I am knee-deep in love with everything you do.
You are the cap to my patella.
Funny Knee Jokes
My knees aren’t old, they are just crunchy like a bag of chips.
I tried to stand up for myself, but my knees disagreed with the motion.
My knees are like weather forecasters; they know a storm is coming before the news does.
Why did the knee cross the road? To get to the other joint.
I have a lot of jokes about knees, but most of them are just a bit shaky.
My knees make more noise than a bowl of Rice Krispies in a library.
I asked my knee for advice, but it just gave me a shaky response.
You know you are an adult when your knees start sounding like bubble wrap.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food and my knees drop so I can eat it.
Why did the knee get a trophy? For being the most outstanding joint in the field.
My knees and I have an agreement: I don’t run, and they don’t give out.
I am at that age where my back goes out more than I do, and my knees stay in.
What do you call a knee that tells lies? A phoney-baloney patella.
My knees are like my ex: loud, annoying, and always bringing up the past.
I don’t need a gym, my knees provide enough resistance just getting out of bed.
Dirty Knee Jokes
If I am on my knees, it is probably not to pray.
I have got some great carpet burn stories if you want to hear them.
My knees are pretty sturdy, want to test their weight limit?
I am an expert at finding the right angle for maximum flexibility.
You make me want to forget about my joint pain and get a little messy.
I heard you like things that bend without breaking.
Let’s see how much friction these knees can actually handle.
I don’t need a bed when I have got two perfectly good knees to lean on.
My favorite position involves a lot of knee-to-chest contact.
I am ready to do some floor work if you are.
My knees are used to being pressed against the ground for a good cause.
Want to see how fast I can make your knees buckle?
I have got a lot of stamina, and my knees are built for the long haul.
Let’s find out if you can keep me on my knees all night.
I am not afraid of a little bruising if the rhythm is right.
My joints are lubricated and ready for some serious action.
Flirty Knee Jokes
Is it just the gravity, or are you making my knees buckle?
I was going to play it cool, but my shaky knees gave me away.
You must be a physical therapist, because you are making my joints feel amazing.
Can I rest my head on your knees? I need a place to park my dreams.
If I fall for you, do you promise to help my knees back up?
You have got me weak in the knees and dizzy in the head.
Are your knees tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
I would love to be the reason your knees feel a little shaky tonight.
You are the kind of person who makes me want to take a leap of faith.
My knees always point toward the most beautiful person in the room.
Let’s skip the small talk and see if our joints click.
I find your lack of knee pads very brave for someone so breathtaking.
Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Your smile is the only thing more flexible than my patella.
I am looking for someone to help me stay balanced.
I bet we would look great with our knees intertwined.
Flirty Knee Jokes
Is it just the gravity, or are you making my knees buckle?
I was going to play it cool, but my shaky knees gave me away.
You must be a physical therapist, because you are making my joints feel amazing.
Can I rest my head on your knees? I need a place to park my dreams.
If I fall for you, do you promise to help my knees back up?
You have got me weak in the knees and dizzy in the head.
Are your knees tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
I would love to be the reason your knees feel a little shaky tonight.
You are the kind of person who makes me want to take a leap of faith.
My knees always point toward the most beautiful person in the room.
Let’s skip the small talk and see if our joints click.
I find your lack of knee pads very brave for someone so breathtaking.
Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Your smile is the only thing more flexible than my patella.
I am looking for someone to help me stay balanced.
I bet we would look great with our knees intertwined.
Knee Jokes for Him
You must be a Master Builder, because you have got me weak at the joints.
I love a man who can stand his ground, even when his knees are hurting.
You are the strength I lean on when my own legs feel tired.
Are you a sports doc? Because you just fixed the ache in my heart.
I bet you have got the strongest knees in the city from carrying all that charm.
You make me want to take a knee and ask you to stay.
I find a man with a little scar on his knee very intriguing.
You are the solid foundation my heart has been looking for.
I don’t need a hero, I just need a guy who won’t let my knees hit the floor.
You have got the kind of energy that makes my joints jump for joy.
I would love to see those knees in action on the dance floor.
You are the only guy who makes me feel like I am walking on sunshine.
I am totally stuck on you, like a bad case of runner’s knee.
Your confidence is the best support system I have ever seen.
I would go to the ends of the earth with you, as long as our knees hold up.
You are the peak of my patella-loving heart.
