86+ Romantic Flirty Pirate Jokes for Crush
There is something irresistible about the ocean, the mystery, and the confidence of a pirate who knows exactly what they want. These flirty pirate jokes are for late-night laughs, playful teasing, and stealing hearts like hidden treasure. If romance had a ship, this would be the crew-only deck.
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Best Flirty Pirate Jokes
I am not a pirate but I would still steal your heart
Call me a pirate because I just found my favorite treasure
I do not need a map to know you are the prize
My heart goes arrr every time you smile
I would sail seven seas just to flirt with you
You must be gold because I cannot stop chasing you
I lost my compass the moment you walked in
Are you buried treasure because everyone wants you
This pirate just found their forever port
You make my ship sail faster
Even the ocean is jealous of your waves
I came for the loot but stayed for you
You make my pirate heart soft
One look at you and I dropped my anchor
I would trade my ship for one date
You are worth more than all the treasure chests
Cute Pirate Jokes
I must be seasick because you make me dizzy
You are cuter than a pirate parrot
My heart says arrr when you laugh
You make even stormy seas feel calm
I would share my treasure snacks with you
You are my favorite kind of adventure
I smile like a pirate with candy when I see you
You turn rough seas into smooth sailing
Even my eyepatch cannot hide this crush
You make my pirate boots feel lighter
I would save you the best seat on the ship
You are sweeter than rum punch
I would write your name on my flag
You make my pirate heart giggle
Every wave reminds me of you
You are the cutest treasure I found today
Funny Pirate Jokes
I tried to act cool but you made me walk the plank
My pirate crew knows I have a crush on you
I lost my hook but found feelings instead
Even my parrot keeps teasing me about you
I joined piracy for the gold and stayed for your smile
My ship has WiFi but still cannot handle this connection
I blame the rum for how charming you look
I said no crushes and the sea laughed
My treasure map leads straight to you
I am a pirate but terrible at hiding feelings
You stole my heart and did not even say arrr
The ocean called and said you are a catch
I tried to focus on sailing but you distracted me
Even the sharks know I am into you
I forgot how to pirate once you showed up
This pirate is sinking fast in feelings
Dirty Pirate Jokes
They call it a deck but I only want to be on yours
I am good with ropes if you need help
This pirate prefers private cabins
I like my treasure chests open
The only thing rising faster than the tide is my interest
I would gladly swab your deck anytime
My anchor is ready to drop tonight
I am not afraid of deep waters
The captain said no rules after dark
I brought rum and bad ideas
This pirate likes things a little rough
The ocean is not the only thing getting wet
I promise to keep you warm below deck
I sail better at night
This ship rocks harder when you are around
I am all about that pirate after-hours life
Flirty Pirate Jokes
Are you my compass because you guide my heart
I would follow your waves anywhere
You make this pirate forget the rules
One smile and I am already yours
You are the reason my ship keeps turning back
I would gladly be shipwrecked with you
My heart set sail the moment I saw you
You make piracy look romantic
I would share my last gold coin with you
You are the spark in my cannon
Even my flag waves differently for you
I cannot tell if this is flirting or fate
You make every voyage better
I am hooked and not even mad
This pirate chooses you
I would sail slow just to stay near you
Romantic Pirate Jokes
You are my calm after the storm
I found love before I found treasure
My heart belongs to you now
Even the stars lead me to you
You make the sea feel like home
I would anchor my life beside you
Love looks better on open waters
You are my favorite destination
I would cross oceans for your smile
You turn danger into comfort
My pirate soul feels safe with you
Every sunset reminds me of us
I would sail forever just for one kiss
You are my greatest adventure
The sea approves of this love
I choose you over every treasure
Cheesy Pirate Jokes
Are you gold because my eyes sparkle
I must be cursed because I fell fast
You make my peg leg weak
Love just boarded my ship
I blame the sea for this crush
You are worth more than doubloons
Cupid definitely sails with pirates
I lost my map but found you
You make my beard feel softer
Even my ship ships us
The ocean knows I like you
I tripped over my feelings again
This pirate believes in love now
You are my lucky charm
My heart waves your flag
I surrender my heart
Flirty Pirate Jokes for Her
You shine brighter than pirate gold
Even the sea stops to look at you
You make this pirate blush
I would guard you better than treasure
You are my favorite discovery
My ship feels lucky to carry you
You make every wave softer
I would fight storms for you
You are the jewel of the sea
My pirate heart picked you
You turn danger into romance
I would write songs about you
You are worth every risk
I found love in your smile
You are my dream voyage
The ocean ships us
You stole my heart clean
Flirty Pirate Jokes for Him
You look like a pirate worth following
Even the sea trusts you
You make this ship feel safe
I would choose your crew any day
You sail confidence really well
You make danger look charming
This pirate approves of you
You have main captain energy
I would share my treasure with you
You make waves in the best way
I would sail beside you always
You are the adventure I want
Even storms respect you
You make piracy attractive
I would follow your lead
You are my favorite sight at sea
